Men are Shoes


It takes a lot of time to pick out
just the right pair of shoes.
a girl must try on every pair and have each one checked out.
and it often boils down to what-- to choose or not to choose.

You see, the perfect pair
is like the perfect man.
Your eyes will go straight to it
Just like they do for.. *ahemm*..the man.

it is essential, that the pair...of our fancy (and i mean the shoes)
fit us (our feet) nicely.
they must hold our feet just right
Just like the perfect man will hold your waist, not too loose and not too tight.
The shoes will never say no to us even when our feet are out of shape.
Just like the perfect man won't say no, when we are out of shape.

We will be caressed and given the comfort
when we've had that oh so long a day.
Just like the perfect shoes will give us relief and support
when the previous night, our aching feet danced our worries away. 

Taste differs from person to person.
some like 'em short and stubby... and some like 'em......sleek
no not men, I mean the shoes! you freak! :)

Just like men are different from each other
even if they are all dressed in black tuxedo.
Having 7 pairs of black shoes is no matter,
Coz they're different! It's Crocs, Gucci or Eco!

Each to his..or rather..her own..
I say.
Tall, tanned, lean, muscular, athletic,
okay?
The same fundamentals apply to shoes
Purple, teal, grey, black or are you a brown?
Fundamentals, fundamentals…the key to help you choose.
They define who you are, both, the man and your shoes.

Sometimes, we find that the one
that we don’t really think is “us”
Just turns out to be the one for us.
The application of this fact is seen
While looking out for both the perfect man and the shoes
That leads to the moment of realization that brings in our eyes, that emotional sheen.

But there is one fundamental flaw in this theory.
The perfect shoes, unlike men, are easily found.
There’s nothing much to it, don’t have to spend years looking around.
They had said that the perfect man can be found in every corner of the world..
Guess they forgot that the world doesn’t have corners…its round.
And unlike the perfect shoes..which women may have 99 of.
Only few may have the 1 perfect man who rocks their world.

Ultimately both men and shoes are dear to every woman.
Both, at par with each other. Both very special.
So, remember gentlemen,..if ever a woman comes up to you and screams
“You idiot! I don’t wanna see you anymore! You mean shoes to me!”
She has probably found the one she yearns.
So don’t be angry, don’t ask questions, but the one, that is essential..
often best asked…on one knee.

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